Chris Burns-Sickabod Sane

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Rap Show Band Extravaganza!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Sullivan Room

       moby, didn't you hear?  nooooooobody looks under 'sickabod says'... and rightly so. by the way, i was kidding.  the newyork/boston rivalry will be reborn with the flowers in spring.  i just wanted to mess around with the word 'quash.'  i've always kind of hated it.  anyway, the show on the first of december is going to be _____.  really, what adjective could i possibly use that would cater to ambiguous confidence?  there will be live drums and a base guitar, right? also, there's an open bar before the show.  so you could get there at 10 and just do pitchers of vod.  but dude - that's unhealthy.  unlike previous venues i've tampered with, this one encourages dancing!  which is great, because I encourage dancing too. this place has movie projectors casting weird images on the walls. moving images....and there are comfortable couches and dim lighting.  if you're ugly but have falsely presented a strong cool personality to someone who may be interested, this is a good place to take her.  the loud music, low lights and drink specials will be accomplices to your deception.  i've been recording a lot lately.  there are many new songs that aren't on the site.  if you're on myspace and you don't me message me, there's gonna be trouble - only...really just very nerdy trouble that won't affect you.  there's gonna be me sighing and pounding something, that, like a petite hottie, is naturally light. 

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

resolution

my final thoughts on baseball for 2005 are these:

A-Rod wins MVP and deserves the honor. Papi is a formidable
runner-up.

the conclusion of this season essentially quashed the Yankees-Red
Sox rivalry. only exciting new lineups and some bold quotes from the
players can resurrect it

if you're the Yankees, you absolutely must go to the World Series in
2006. without a pennant next season, the Yankees franchise status is
reset to 'historically dominant team,' and its dynasty status must be
reacquired