!RAP!

it's 2006. nuffffsaiiiiiiiiiid. that's how i talk in real life &
this is all just pretend. i hope i cut an album as tight as All Eyez
on Me (Book Two). if you have this album, i recommend Shorty Wanna Be
a Thug, to be played immediately. Tupac is tight - he was always
onpoint. that is not a word; it totally needs a dash. that wasn't a
semi-colon situation. i break literary rules because my parents teach
english. i'm like the cop's daughter who has been around. anyway, i'm
producing a whole lot of new music. i love love love it. i was
talking with my sister about it. how i don't want a girlfriend to take
time away from this. rap rap rap. all i ever wanna do. oh - come see
a show. i wifed bird.